First great white shark tracked in Long Island Sound

Here lies the body of Mary Lee
Died at the age of a hundred and three.
For fifteen years she kept her viginity
Not a bad record for this vicinity.

 

Also concerned:

 

What's the website to follow Salsa Shark?

 

They need to name one JumpTheShark.

 

Before going on tagging expeditions, they usually ask for follower input. That's a pretty good one. I'll submit it next time.

 

Is it time to address the large seal population?

 

Seals are covered by the Marine Mammal Protection Act of 1974. It would take an act of Congress to change their status, and since seals are cute (in pictures only, up close they're kind of gross), few Congressmen wish to see baby seals in their opponents' attack ads.

 

At least we wouldn’t need to be concerned with him biting on a Sunday

 

There was a former poster here who was virulently against the culling of seals in Canada

 

He said it was his wife’s fault.

 

I’d club a thousand baby seals if ...

 

Sounds like they're becoming the bambis of the sea. If we need to whack some seals to keep great whites away, I am all the hell for it.