1. Welcome to SportsJournalists.com, a friendly forum for discussing all things sports and journalism.

    Your voice is missing! You will need to register for a free account to get access to the following site features:
    • Reply to discussions and create your own threads.
    • Access to private conversations with other members.
    • Fewer ads.

    We hope to see you as a part of our community soon!

Of course it's Florida

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by MTM, Feb 11, 2017.

  1. Batman

    Batman Well-Known Member

    How do you physically do that? Just stuff her in there? Will she fit sideways? Is there enough room to pack clothes in around her camouflage her?
    I gotta tell ya, this one's got me stumped.
     
  2. TigerVols

    TigerVols Well-Known Member

    That story would have an entirely different, and less disturbing, meaning in Scotland.
     
  3. Slacker

    Slacker Well-Known Member

  4. swingline

    swingline Well-Known Member

    Ma’am, is that a gator in your pants, or are you just happy to see us?
     
    Fred siegle likes this.
  5. Slacker

    Slacker Well-Known Member

    “Watch out, Sergeant, she's got a snapper in them britches.”
     
    expendable and Fred siegle like this.
  6. micropolitan guy

    micropolitan guy Well-Known Member

    My parents live in Punta Gorda. That town is very nice but goes to sleep at about 8 p.m. The Icehouse is a good place.
     
  7. Vombatus

    Vombatus Well-Known Member

  8. expendable

    expendable Well-Known Member

    So, did she have all appendages when she first got in trouble, or is there another Florida story to tell?
     
  9. Vombatus

    Vombatus Well-Known Member

    Yeah, the article stated she had previously been a shootout with the police and lost her legs as a result of her injuries.
     
    expendable likes this.
  10. Jake from State Farm

    Jake from State Farm Well-Known Member

    It’s in the story
    She and her boyfriend were holding people at a Burger King hostage in 2015
    She was shot by the cops and her legs were amputated
    Or as the Black Knight would say to King Arthur: “Flesh wound.”
     
    Fred siegle, expendable and Vombatus like this.
  11. Vombatus

    Vombatus Well-Known Member

    Never pass up the opportunity to bring up Monty Python!
     
    expendable likes this.
  12. expendable

    expendable Well-Known Member

    Damn. Talk about cutting her down at the knees.
     
    Vombatus likes this.
Draft saved Draft deleted

Share This Page