Tebow saves ... baseball?

Tim Tebow, bleeding hear liberal:

https://nypost.com/2018/10/15/tim-tebow-allegedly-saved-aaron-hernandez-from-florida-boot/

 

What, pray tell, was Mr. Perfect doing at a — gasp — bar ?

 

Mets GM: Tim Tebow 'one step away' from major leagues

 

Wonder how long the New York crowd will tolerate a player who hits .220 and strikes out 40 percent of the time. This is the sort of absurd sellout I'd expect out of the Braves, who have been happily pandering to the SEC fan base for a while now.

 

Are they bringing back Curtis Granderson?

 

Remember, though, we're talking about the Mets here ...

 

Home run?

Tim Tebow Is Engaged to Former Miss Universe Demi-Leigh Nel-Peters: 'I'm Really Blessed'

No wonder it took so long. Double-hyphenated Miss Universes don't come along every day.

 

meh, she's no Olivia Culpo, whom he used to date and who is absolutely the hottest mammal to ever grace the face of the earth.

 

Poor girl is gonna look like one of those water weasels I had in my yard as a kid.

 

Here you go boogie.

 

This sounds like a gag from a fake Entertainment Tonight clip on The Family Guy

Then Tebow had another surprise. South African singer Matthew Mole stepped out from behind a hay bale and serenaded the couple with “The Wedding Song,” one of their favorite songs.