Wait until this girl's name shows up in a box score

Southwest Airlines issued an apology Thursday after a woman claimed a gate agent made fun of the name of her five-year-old daughter, Abcde. (Pronounced Ab-city)

Southwest apologizes after mom says gate agent made fun of daughter named Abcde

The girl shouldn't be mocked, but the mother deserves any criticism that comes her way.

 

All I'll say is this Internet controversy comes on a perfect day for the producers of Fox News, I'm sure.

 

The real criminals here are abcde’s grandparents, who could only think of “traci” for their daughter’s name. If only they knew how unique and creative she was they would have come up with something like “trey-c” or “treky” not some lame ass traci with an i. Hell, they could have named her trace-eye.

 

She will be Abbe by high school.

 

For efficiency sake, Qwerty would have been a better name.

 

That's the strangest way I've seen Katelynn spelled yet.

 

You sure it's not Hayley?

 

The final line of the story deserves a "No shit"

"A search on the Social Security Administration's website found "Abcde" is not among the top 1,000 most popular names for any year of birth since 2000."

 

Ab. (Abby)

 

I’m sure it’s pronounced “Madison.”