"Megyn Kelly Today" is not off to such a wonderful start

I made the horrific mistake of flipping through the cable news channels early the other morning.
Son of a bitch, what a shitpool those things are.
From that 4-eyed Nazi Scarborough and Mika Sterazolovichbrinkadildovich literally screaming on MSNBCBCNNABCBS to Tits Mcgee and Andrew Cuomo and 2 other nimrods screaming at something on Fox to 3 other people screaming on the Communist News Network.
I didn't watch any of them for more than about 10 seconds. The fucking yelling. Son of a bitch.
So then I turned to SportsCenter, and there she was. Shrieking into my television. The Beav herself. Linda fucking Cohn. I just. Cant. Stand. It.
God, I miss Imus.

 

Thought Stephanie Abrams was on the Weather Channel.

 

Imus?

You prefer your racism in a more haggard, broken-down package?

 

Biggest thing to miss about Imus is Howard Stern making fun of Imus.

 

Fox says no to reunion with Megyn

Lachlan Murdoch Shoots Down Idea of Megyn Kelly-Fox News Reunion

 

Well I’m calling him Randy from now on. Just not sure if he still plays.

 

He got rocked at the beginning of this year and has never returned.

 

More CFL talk.

This TD celebration with literal beer chugging is everything

 

Argos' season went for a big fat hairy shit when he got hurt.

 

Racism pays.
Megyn Kelly leaves NBC with all of her $69 million contract intact - CNN

 

Wow, Santa Claus really IS white!!!