NFL Week 5: Maybe Bradford's problem was shitty coaching/talent

The scary Vikings should kick the shit out of Osweiler and the Texans.

There's a game of some interest in Cleveland.

Pretty bad slate, but Cowboys-Bengals should be a good one.

Thursday is the reeling Cardinals likely sans Palmer vs. the Niners. #blah

 

The Cowboys must be deep down rooting for Dak Prescott to fail at some point so they won't have a full-on media shitstorm when Romo returns.

 

Hell, the kid hasn't thrown a pick yet.

 

Just tap him on the shoulder forcefully during pregame and he'll be back on the IR.

 

Brady's first game being against Cleveland is awfully reminiscent of those Div 1-AA mid or late season matchups scheduled by SEC teams.

 

Regarding the subject of the thread title:

 

Since Bradford is now surrounded by excellent teammates, he may win MVP.

 

Mike Zimmer is the new Ditka.

 

After watching last night's game with my brother, we're in agreement that our main Bradford concern is that he won't be able to get his fistful of Super Bowl rings through the sleeve of his Hall of Fame jacket.

 

For the life of me, I cannot understand why directors at each and every game insist on at least on shot of the guy holding the D and the picket fence.

Please do not tell me that anyone still thinks this is remotely entertaining to see.

 

Beats two rolls of toilet paper and a Tide box on a stick.