You Won't Believe What Happened in Orlando Next ...

Deputies were searching late Tuesday night for a toddler who was dragged into the water by an alligator near Disney's Grand Floridian Resort & Spa earlier in the evening, according to the Orange County Sheriff's Office.

The 2-year-old child was dragged into the Seven Seas Lagoon about 9:30 p.m., Sheriff's Office spokeswoman Rose Silva said.

Alligator drags child into water at Disney's Grand Floridian, deputies say

 

Horrible. Can't imagine the shock and grief fir this family. And the lawsuit potential on this one is sky high, with no warnings signs on gators. Disney usually has a team of lawyers descending on accident victims or their families in times like this, with reams of release forms and fast talk. That family owns the Grand Floridian right now if they want it.

 

There were definitely "No swimming" signs, though, right?

 

If the family has indeed lost their child I'm sure it will be comforting for them to know that they stand a chance of owning the Grand Floridian.

 

Ah fuck.

So now what do we do for avatars?

 

The beach at Grand Floridian is a good place to see the Magic Kingdom fireworks. They also show movies on the beach.

 

And now horror shows.

 

Hungry gators will wait in shallow water, spring out and drag in dogs and other critters near the water's edge. Not the greatest place for a toddler after dark.

 

A 2 year old by the water without parental supervision. What could go wrong.

 

Nobody will care unless they kill the alligator.

 

And Tebow.

 

If he has a name.