RIP Bryan Robinson, Former Bear

Found dead in a Milwaukee motel room.

Former Chicago Bear Bryan Robinson found dead in Milwaukee motel room

 

That's quite a combination of items found in the room.

 

Please never let me die -- and be found -- with something in the crook of my arm.

Marijuana, a bottle of lubrication, a toilet paper roll in the crook of Robinson's arm, a bottle of whiskey and two bottles of jungle juice were found in the room.

 

He'll always have a special place in Chicago for the "Walter Payton Game," in which he blocked a Packers chip shot to win it days after Payton's death.

 

Two things.

What's with the toilet paper roll?

How did the police know it was jungle juice?

 

Reminds me of the list Homer Simpson read to the Apu look-a-like at the vacation Kwik E Mart:

Hi... ummm... let me have some of those porno magazines... large box
of condoms... a couple of those panty shields [quickly] and some
illegal fireworks [back to normal] and one of those disposable enemas.
Ehhh... make it two.

 

That is exactly what I remember him for.