NEWBIE

You guys told me to say hello and introduce myself.
So hello all!
If you're on Twitter, we can connect there as well @melissamissye


PEACE!

 

Why the popcorn bucket? Seems like she's a for-real journalist, if that's who she really is.

 

Is it real butter?

It's yellow!

 

Yeah I'm not sure either! Thanks Ace! I thought this was a forum to talk sports for serious folks? Or should I have just stayed with Reddit?

 

You're good. Newbies get hazed. You'll have to bring people beer, drive to Lake Tahoe, understand constitutional law and argue for your favorite economist.

 

And abortion. Don't forget the abortion.

Anyhoo, what's your favorite sport and why? And are you pro-DH, or a purist?

 

I'll take a Bell's Two-Hearted while you're up. And welcome to The Show! Just don't go "parading" around like you own the joint. (You'll get used to the inside jokes and cross-threading eventually. You have some catching up to do).

 

And what's your opinion on the value of the win as a gauge of a pitcher's effectiveness?

 

What's up with the newbies throwing out their Twitter handles in the first post? That don't sit right with me. Too much like grandstanding. When I got called up to SJ.com we didn't even have Twitter. A thing like that would get you a fastball in the ear from Old Hoss Spnited.

 

Be nice. Maybe she'll explain Reddit to you.

 

But what does Brian McCann think?