Poin Files: Road Trip Edition

A 24-year-old middle school teacher travels from southern N.C. to the Washington D.C. suburbs for a romantic rendezvous with a 13-year-old boy she met the previous year while interning at his middle school:

Teacher charged with soliciting sex from former Va. student, 13

Mugshot:



Cleans up pretty nice, though:

 

Sadly, it will be years before anyone gets to see the cleaned up version.

 

Crying mugshots are always the best mugshots.

Wait. Is that the same blouse in both pics?

 

I think so. Wow. Good eye.

 

In North Carolina, Brunswick County schools spokeswoman Jessica Swencki said Capitano has been placed on paid leave from her job as a math teacher at Shallotte Middle School.

Cranberry wins!

 

That cannot be the same woman in both pics. No chance.

 

"You know, Einstein wore the same exact outfit every day."

"Well, if she splits the atom, I'll let it slide."

 

This is not the Daily Mail's best work. No social media pics. No perp walk pics.

The stock google street view of the school is a poor substitution.

Teacher, 24, arrested for trying to have sex with 13-year-old boy

 

Poin, what you seek is here:

Kathleen Capitano: 5 Fast Facts You Need to Know

She's a gamer who goes by the name "InitiatedKitten."

 

She apparently has no contact with other adults. Just selfies. She's a sicko.

 

But you know you'd hit it.

 

The chief of our copy desk would probably point out that Einstein had more than the one outfit and most likely wore outfits that were the exact same style.

That sort of correction is one of the many reasons why I try to never talk to that guy.