Tokyo Sexwale

SAFA raises concerns regarding Tokyo Sexwale's low-profile FIFA presidential campaign

 

Totally read this "Tokyo sexwhale."

That's a very different story:

 

Was this Kaz Tadano's starring role?

 

For the uninitiated, Tokyo Sexwale was the 2001 Name of the Year: Name of the Year

 

It should be the name of the year every year.

That is, until I finally change my name to Axelrod Manparts.

 

Dick Trickle is not intimidated.

 

Is Tokyo Sexwhale the Japanese version of Lena Dunham?

 

I feel so bad for laughing at that.

 

The Tokyo Sex Whales are my new fantasy football team name.

 

Is Jerome Champagne still in the mix for FIFA prez too?

 

A Reuters desker has my sense of humour:

Tokyo Sexwale pulls out before first round of FIFA presidential vote

...and Twitter is beside itself.

 

Goddammit! That was going to be my fantasy hockey team name next year.