Playboy Mansion for sale, creepy old guy included

The Playboy Mansion is on the market for $200 million, and the provision that Hef gets to live there for the rest of his life.
The sale price is probably fair. Having a creepy old guy and potentially his ghost living with you for eternity might be a deal breaker.

Playboy Enterprises Reportedly Wants More Than $200 Million for Playboy Mansion

 

I read that it's a tear down. The land is what has the value.

They won't get $200 million, and not sure any developer is going to want his money tied up.

 

Bill Maher and Fred Durst are surely crying themselves to sleep these days.

 

Not to mention Bill Cosby.

 

Jon Lovitz and Scott Caan round out the starting five.

 

Come down to breakfast, there's this weird old guy in a wheelchair and a smoking jacket with two 25-year old "caregivers" and as you reach for the coffee, you say, "so Hef, how'd the Dodgers do last night."
Well worth the money.

 

Scott Baio had quite a run too, I believe.

 

Of course it's a tear down. Would you touch anything in there without a pair of gloves on?

 

I'd pay $10 to write the copy for the state historical marker.

 

Pretty sure you need to give it one of these numbers to kill everything that festers in that mansion.