Where do we go from here: Or which way a dog wears pants

The first depiction is funny, because.

 

Clearly, the answer is B. All he needs to do is cover his junk. And if it's a girl, just mix in a sweater to cover those naughty bits.

 

If you're covering junk or naughty bits, than it's B. If you're doing it for warmth, it's A. A also has its appeal as it leaves open the butt sniffing and allows for easier dump taking. There's a lot to consider here.

 

Well, if you're doing it for warmth, you just need to put the mutt in footy pajamas or a onesie!

 

Seriously?, and I thought the dress was white and gold.

 

Jorts will work just fine on a summer day!

 

If it's a black lab, then A.
All others, B.

Option A just doesn't look very functional. Poor thing would constantly trip on its falling pants.

 

Yeah, that's called "negative slope." The more you tighten the belt, the further down the pants slip. Happens to me all the time, particularly this time of year.

 

A would never stay up. And if your anus is exposed, you're not wearing pants.

 

What you say?

 

B. Anatomically, it's obvious. You pull your pants up over your hips, not your shoulders.