Your body is a brewery

Woman gets out of a DUI with that claim:

Woman Says Her Body Is A Brewery, Beats Drunk Driving Charge

John Mayer to write a song.

 

“But it’s a brand new disease and we’re still trying to understand it.”

Better living through chemistry. Thanks, Monsanto!

 

At least it's original.

 

What happens if she drinks her pee?

 

I saw a similar case on one of those TLC medical shows recently. The guy was having all sorts of problems because he kept feeling drunk, even though he wasn't drinking anything. He got a DUI in which the cop kept having him do differently breathalyzers, which kept coming up as .00 until they found one that had something like a .24.

After seeing a bunch of doctors, one finally figured it out that he had a yeast digestion problem.

 

She turns into Howard Hughes?

 

She's from WNY. Probably brews Genny.