Holy Mother of God, Trump said 'SCHLONG'!!!!

This will surely end his chances.

 

He's a coarse, crass, tacky, misogynist, racist windbag of a liar...look for him to have the GOP nomination nailed down by February.

 

LOL. Where've you been all day!

Can someone "Fact Check" this headline and tell me if it checks out?

 

Please, can we call it a tallywhacker?

 

The more accurate way is to say he said "schlonged."

The world knows penis. The world hadn't heard this verb form of using said penis as a weapon.

Trump tomorrow: "We all know the Democrats' problem is once you go black you never go back!!!"

 

Only thing better than "schlong" would have been if he would have said "she got dicked over"........

 

Reagan Schlonged Geraldine Ferraro 30 years ago!

Only one use of “schlonged” as a verb came from a respected political source. In 2011, NPR’s Neal Conan made this observation (to The Post’s Chris Cillizza) on the 1984 Walter Mondale/Geraldine Ferraro campaign: “That ticket went on to get schlonged at the polls.”

Donald Trump’s ‘schlonged': A linguistic investigation

 

If he said Hillary Clinton is a pussycat bag who deserves to be raped by death row inmates on a daily basis, he wouldn't lose a point in the primary polls. He can limit his ceiling, but there's nothing he could say preposterous enough to cut into his current support.

 

Urban Dictionary says it doesn't mean what you think it means:

Urban Dictionary: schlonged

 

Please. No one has ever used "screwed" in a negative context?

 

Is the DNA test proving he's not the incestuous father of Ivanka's baby back from the lab yet??

Remember, if the test "appears" to "exonerate" him, it'll have to be done over, oh, about six or eight times to prove veracity and as a preemptive measure against the virtually-certain fraud and fabrication of any test associated with Trump himself.

 

Love this headline: Donald Trump might be a putz, but he’s not meshuggeneh.

And this line:

"Trump’s hard-core fans will not abandon him over this. They are in it for the schlong haul."