Juwanna Mare?

You had one job: thoroughbred division.

3 suspended over horse mix-up after male beats fillies

 

Women. Always wanting to be treated equal, until the guy dominates them in sports.

 

First of all: Thread title of the year.
Second of all: The dead giveaway was when "Leather Slappin" was caught fucking the rest of the participants in the race.

 

Horse racing is so sexist. All these races restricted to fillies and mares, but almost zero restricted to colts and horses.

 

If you have to tell it's a boy horse by checking its lip, you're doing it wrong.

 

Ruby Queen, the race winner, self identifies as a mare, despite being hung like Caitlyn Jenner

 

Yes! I had under seven with by bookie for the first Caitlyn Jenner joke on this thread.

 

When Chris Berman heard that "Leathers Slappin" was running, he booked the next flight to Ohio.

 

Fuckin' A right, it is.