OK guys, help a sister out: Jennifer Lawrence needs dates

Jennifer Lawrence reveals 'guys are so mean' to her

"No one ever asks me out. I am lonely every Saturday night. Guys are so mean to me."

 

6 at best. Mark me down for "maybe."

 

Overrated.

 

For a night out?

 

Uhh, wouldn't she wind up in your BTHP category?

Welcome back, BTW. I was ready to hijack your "RSW" meme and make it "VBW", but then you came back, which is a great thing. VBW will have to wait.

 

I'm gonna need to see some pictures of her first. I heard there were some good ones posted online a while back.

 

Who are you, and what the hell have you done with Rick?
In times past, if it had a still beating heart.......RSW

 

Didn't I hear somewhere she was a Bud drinker?

Gladly. I'll volunteer.

 

I'll take one for the team if I must.

 

I'm in. Does she know how to bowl?

 

My entire world just came to a shuddering halt.

 

I'm guessing the riches of SoCal made our boy a little more discerning.