So. The Halloween Whopper.

Had one of these things last night. Not bad. A bit of a charcoal taste I didn't care for, but I did like the A1 sauce on the burger.
Oh yeah, and I found out today that the internet doesn't always lie. My poop is green.

http://gizmodo.com/burger-kings-halloween-burger-dyes-your-poop-green-and-1734965527

So I have this to look forward to for a while.
Anybody else?

 

Are they available on a regular bun, too? Why anyone would want their bun dyed black is beyond me. Harmless? Probably. But I don't see the point.

 

Black Buns Matter.

 

Green poop was my favorite thing about grape Kool-aid when I was a kid.

 

Really, it's a helpful dietary aid. Lets you know that you're regular, you can time your digestion. Just one a week though, make sure you're not running a few minutes late, you know?

 

Once, and it's hard to explain why, I ate nothing but Froot Loops for 2 or 3 days.

Bright. Green. Poop.

 

I once tasted a rainbow of Skittles coming the wrong way after eating the whole 1-pound bag. That's all I got.

 

Kale salad.
Why Is My Poop Green?

 

Hard pass.

 

I didn't realize I ate an entire leprechaun.

 

Yes, but for the sake of all of us, I think you should try.

 

Here, have all of my "nopes."