Erik Kramer's suicide attempt falls short

Report: Former NFL quarterback Erik Kramer survives apparent suicide attempt

 

Eric Kramer's ex-wife is named Marshawn?

 

Wow. 18-year-old son died of an overdose in 2011. Rough, rough life for him. He's someone you'd picture being pretty even-keeled too.

The Establishment will not like this:

"He's such a good dad and he would not do this to his son," she said. "This is brain injury."

She added: "He is a very amazing man, a beautiful soul, but he has suffered depression since he was with the Bears. I can promise you he is not the same man I married."

 

You know, fuck The Establishment.

 

Did his wife go into Beast Mode?

 

Yeah, tough shit. I'm sure that was everyone's first thought. Certainly a valid theory at this point.

 

I wish the best to Kramer, but this part of the quote is some very low-hanging fruit.

 

Wow on the thread title

 

Careful, now.

 

Suicide jokes involving short-armed QBs aren't funny.
Where do we draw the line?
#outrage

 

Erik Kramer shot himself.
Scott Mitchell ate his way onto "The Biggest Loser."
Rodney Peete, you're on the clock for some life disaster to befall you.

 

Holly Robinson Peete, I assure you, will keep ol Rodney up for years to come. Wouldn't worry about him.