Email smear campaign accuses politician of gay sex affair

And it turns out the rumor campaign was hatched by the politician himself, a Michigan state rep.

As a smokescreen to distract from his ACTUAL sex affair, with another state representative. (A female.)

Michigan tea party reps caught in bizarre plot to hide affair using gay sex and taxpayer dollars

Of course both participants in the sexy fun festivities are bible beating "family values" foghorns.

 

It gets better.

Tea Partier who invented gay scandal about himself also smeared self as a child molester in flyer: blogger

 

I think this is a multi-layered plot. He made up the gay prostitute story to cover for the story about banging his non-wife.

Now, for the rest of the story ... banging his non-wife is the cover story for him really being gay! Ooh ... mind blown!

He's a step ahead of us, that big gay God-loving self-hating homophobic genius.

 

Thanks for spoiling True Detective Season 3.

 

Blackmail!

Courser responds, says he was exposing blackmailers

He said he sent the gay-sex email to ascertain how closely the blackmailers were watching him. Or something.

 

The odds of this fucker being a secret closet queen can't be any higher than about 98.7%.

 

He's not gay. He just blackmailed himself into a corner.

 

It would've been easier to hire some nihilists to fake-kidnap his lover and mail a toe back to the Statehouse.

 

Yeah, but child molesting and gay sex are extremely ass-crazy things to concoct fake scandals for yourself.

Unless those topics are already in your mind anyway.

 

Rep. Cindy Gamrat (R-Plainwell), at the exact moment it became clear to her that she has been sleeping with crazy.

 

You know the old saying ... "Crazy in the head. Crazy in the bed."

 

Maybe having sex with a married woman in the workplace was the gateway drug to feed his addiction and he wanted to stretch out from there and really experiment.