1. Welcome to SportsJournalists.com, a friendly forum for discussing all things sports and journalism.

    Your voice is missing! You will need to register for a free account to get access to the following site features:
    • Reply to discussions and create your own threads.
    • Access to private conversations with other members.
    • Fewer ads.

    We hope to see you as a part of our community soon!

Now that's a mugshot!

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by TigerVols, Aug 3, 2015.

  1. TigerVols

    TigerVols Well-Known Member

  2. swingline

    swingline Well-Known Member

    Well, there's a young man in a black suit
    Scammin' folks all around the nation
    He's got lazy eye, crooked smile
    He says, Lord can you smell my desperation?
    Cause they told me when I was grifting
    Said boy, you're gonna be get yourself dead
    But just like everything else
    Those old crazy schemes
    Just kinda came and went

    Aw, ain't that America.
     
  3. Twirling Time

    Twirling Time Well-Known Member

    Is he wearing a flag lapel pin, though?
     
  4. Killick

    Killick Well-Known Member

  5. ArthurS

    ArthurS New Member

    Seriously, now this is a mugshot.

    ScreenHunter_774 Jan. 04 07.00.jpg
     
  6. BDC99

    BDC99 Well-Known Member

    Tremendous quote.
    “He’s bleeding to death and don’t know it yet,” said Southern Methodist University political analyst Cal Jillson.
     
  7. BDC99

    BDC99 Well-Known Member

    And he must either have bell's palsy or a glass (or once severely injured injured) eye.
     
  8. Neutral Corner

    Neutral Corner Well-Known Member

    He had the white of his eye tattooed.
     
  9. Riptide

    Riptide Well-Known Member

    Wore jeans to his job interview. It was all downhill after that.
     
Draft saved Draft deleted

Share This Page