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No one noticed a man carrying a pig into Walmart?

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Evil ... Thy name is Orville Redenbacher!!, Aug 3, 2015.

  1. JackReacher

    JackReacher Well-Known Member

  2. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    The Walmart workers were just waiting their turn. They don't make enough to afford to date.
     
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  3. Baron Scicluna

    Baron Scicluna Well-Known Member

    See? This is why the minimum wage needs to be raised.
     
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  4. MTM

    MTM Well-Known Member

    What a great read.

    Raymond Cooper, an employee at the Walmart store, said he was the one that ran in and saved the pig. “When I went into the bathroom, I heard squealing from inside the stall. I told the man to open it but he wouldn’t, so I kicked it in. That crazy ass fool for real was doing a pig. I socked him in the face and grabbed the pig. That fool was out cold.”

    According to reports, Halbert just cried saying, “I want my piggy back.” He later told police he had nowhere else to take his pig for alone time. His wife had just kicked them out of the house once she found out this longtime pet was her husband’s “new lover.”
     
  5. Riptide

    Riptide Well-Known Member

    Seen the mug shots? The pig was the good-looking one.
     
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  6. Riptide

    Riptide Well-Known Member

  7. Twirling Time

    Twirling Time Well-Known Member

    I was thinking of another SEC state when pigs and Walmart are the subject.
     
  8. TyWebb

    TyWebb Well-Known Member

    Denial?
     
  9. Vombatus

    Vombatus Well-Known Member

    I wish this had involved Kevin Bacon.
     
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  10. Riptide

    Riptide Well-Known Member

    I was hoping it was the Bama fan who poisoned the Auburn trees.

    Or, you know ... Nick Saban.
     
  11. swingline

    swingline Well-Known Member

    The tell was in the quote. No one talks like that.
     
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