Rio Olympics 2016: Winners get gold, losers get the runs

The swimming and boating venues sound lovely.

AP Investigation: Olympic teams to swim, boat in Rio’s filth | KRQE News 13

 

If the people from the Southern California beaches say its bad, then its a shithole.

 

Absolutely no one predicted this six years ago.

 

Can we get Oregon Trail commentary for the Olympics instead of a medal count? USA has dysentery, Germany has cholera but China leads all with dengue fever and loss of 50 pounds of meat when their raft tipped.

 

Is the 500m trots going to be an event at this Olympiad?

 

I expect the home bowl thread to be lively in 2016

 

She earned 5.8s and 5.9s across the board for her bowl technique, but she lost points on artistic impression because the Russian judge penalized her for the poop having a piece of corn in it.

 

... not sticking the landing.

 

Ooo that extra flush is going to cost her, let's see how badly

 

Instead of gold, silver and bronze medals, they're going to award brown, black and green.

 

What a load of crap.

No, really.

 

The gymnastics floor routines, vault and bars promise to be flying shitshows.