Central PA waitresses soon serving... Paterno Beer!

The artwork on the cans will feature JoePa's accomplishments, including, no doubt, 409.

Pennsylvania brewery honoring Joe Paterno with special beer

No word yet if the ingredients include Sandusky's DNA.

 

What do you define as central Pennsylvania? Just checking to see how sharp you are.

 

Anything that can be attributed guilt by association.

 

I've always been proud to have Boulevard reppin' KC.

 

The beer does the bare minimum to get you drunk but those who like it can't shut the fuck up about how great it is and how much good it's done for the brewery.

 

The beer is really good at first, but it will stay in your fridge way too long,

 

Beer has a reputation for being good, but nobody looks at the fact that it built its record by beating a lot of inferior beers.

 

President says Texas beer is better.

 

The beer causes selective blindness.

 

When you finish a glass you always wish the beer had done a bit more.

 

You're thinking of Schott's.