There's hope for us all!

Note NSFW movie comment below.

University of Stellenbosch performs successful penis transplant | Miami Herald Miami Herald

Successful penis transplant.

Frankly, I thought this had already been done during the Young Frankenstein days.

(Movie in the article is slightly NSFW - shows some operating table scenery that looks like deformed bratwurst.)

 

I'd like Wilt Chamberlain's, please.

 

At least now the guy can't be accused with thinking with his dick. He's thinking with someone else's dick. Gives him a layer of plausible deniability when he nails his sister-in-law.

What's the medical term for this procedure? An addadicktomy?

 

I don't want mine replaced...I just want a second one attached....to like my foot.

I would get a good leg workout in with that sucker.

 

Or Greg (Oden) Jr.

 

But the poontang was dope and you know that I rocked her, But three days later, go see the doctor
I went to the doctor's office, I said "What have I got?" He said "Turn around boy and take this shot"
I looked at him like he was crazy, and I said "What?"Ain't nobody sticking nothing in my butt
He turned and said in a real deep voice "Have it your way, if that's your choice
And I'll put it down if you want me to put it, But don't blame me if it turns into a foot
Extending from the middle of your body, And the next time you see your cute hottie
You won't be able to screw, the only thing you can do, Is just kick her, so go take karate"

 

So when you say "I wouldn't fuck her with somebody else's dick," you'll really mean it.

 

That's only if you are fitted with Bea Arthur's dick

 

But would you fuck her with Bea Arthur's dick?

DAMMIT!

 

I'd guess that thing was probably worn down to the nub from overuse.

 

That....can happen?! *faints*

 

That is another reason why stem cell research is so important. The ability to regenerate cells, including dick cells.