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First-world problems

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by 3_Octave_Fart, Mar 6, 2015.

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  1. 3_Octave_Fart

    3_Octave_Fart Well-Known Member

    Let's hear them, members and moderators.

    My car seats are heated, and sometimes they fry my butt off.
     
    3_Octave_Fart, Mar 6, 2015
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  2. Jake_Taylor

    Jake_Taylor Well-Known Member

    I live in fear of cyber or military attacks from second world nations such as China and North Korea.
     
    Jake_Taylor, Mar 6, 2015
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  3. JC

    JC Well-Known Member

    I worry far more than I should about how much space I have left on my pvr.
     
    JC, Mar 6, 2015
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  4. Jake_Taylor

    Jake_Taylor Well-Known Member

    In Soviet Russia we only had two TV channels. Channel One was propaganda. Channel Two consisted of a KGB officer telling you: Turn back at once to Channel One. #secondworldproblems
     
    Jake_Taylor, Mar 6, 2015
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  5. Songbird

    Songbird Well-Known Member

    I hate the possibility of using 3-point field goal percentage to determine the NBA MVP.
     
    Songbird, Mar 6, 2015
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  6. Moderator1

    Moderator1 Moderator Staff Member

    Not only was my Amazon Prime order a day late, I had to walk to the bottom of the steps to pick it up instead of it being right by my door. Seriously? I pay 79 bucks a year, I want that jank BY MY DOOR.

    Plus, my Internet was down for 10 minutes the other night. Thank gosh for my phone and 4G
     
    Moderator1, Mar 6, 2015
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    ringer and Songbird like this.
  7. Vombatus

    Vombatus Well-Known Member

    My favorite porn site infected my computer.
     
    Vombatus, Mar 6, 2015
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    Evil ... Thy name is Orville Redenbacher!! likes this.
  8. Vombatus

    Vombatus Well-Known Member

    My prospect for March 14th appears to be oh fer two. Yet again. :(
     
    Vombatus, Mar 6, 2015
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  9. MTM

    MTM Well-Known Member

    Every time I turn on the radio and get in the shower, they immediately run a string of commercials.
     
    MTM, Mar 6, 2015
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    ringer likes this.
  10. MisterCreosote

    MisterCreosote Well-Known Member

    My favorite message board has too much white space.
     
    MisterCreosote, Mar 6, 2015
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    spikechiquet, Donny in his element and expendable like this.
  11. KJIM

    KJIM Well-Known Member

    In all seriousness, when I went to buy a new electric toothbrush, I was really put off because I couldn't find one that shut off consistently at the two-minute mark, as my last one did.

    And I don't live in a "first world," but the biggest gripe I have with the twice-weekly housekeeping is that they put too much starch in my kitchen towels.
     
    KJIM, Mar 6, 2015
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  12. Moderator1

    Moderator1 Moderator Staff Member

    Thank gosh you can leave there and come here then so you get some relief.

    Here's another one: When the food delivery service says 15 minutes, I expect my food in 15 minutes. This 17-18 minute stuff is nonsense.

    I also have to recharge my bluetooth headset way too often
     
    Moderator1, Mar 6, 2015
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